The Real Emmys

The Creative Arts Emmys are clearly superior to the regular Emmys. Not only did they give an Emmy to Andy Samberg et al for, erm, "A Special Christmas Box", they also gave rise to possibly the greatest awards speech of all time, in which Kathy Griffin (winning for "My Life on the D-List") doesn't thank Jesus:

Can you believe this shit? I guess hell froze over… A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. So, all I can say is, "Suck it, Jesus." This award is my God now.

However, the joke's on her. According to Fox News Religion Correspondent Lauren Green, Jesus had everything to do with her winning that award. Read her reasoning here.